You just don't get it, do you?

The rumor sites, I mean. I really messed it up for you guys big this time, right? Its so much fun being the Grand Master - everytime you think you predicted something right, I just go and change it to piss you guys off and make you look like a bunch of friggin idiots. And I can do that right up until the last second before the keynote, okay? It's like, come on, did you never once think that the reason you get it wrong so many times is just because I decide to keep this stuff away from you for that little bit longer? It's like teasing a dog with some bacon, for Pete's sake. It costs a lot of money to be secretive in this business, and I don't like people messing with that.